Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Stressin' vs. chillin'




Hey everyone,

Although this blog is primarily about chilling, sometimes one just has to blog about the complete opposite of all things "pura vida"- and that, of course, is STRESSING. I mean- I would love to say that my vida is totally pura all the time, but that would be a lie. For instance, right now- I am totally stressed out. In true kiki-fashion I have developed a list *gasp* about the ultimate dilemma: to stress or to chill?




To Stress: Ok guys, like the girl in this photo, sometimes stressing involves being hunched over a laptop worrying about all the schoolwork you have to do. Usually- being surrounded by modes of work (read: laptop) tends to initiate some form of productivity. So I guess my point is this- if one is stressed out in a work environment- it makes them more productive in the end. This, ultimately, alleviates the initial stress!


Counseling sessions are also great outlets for stress. As many of you contributors know, the ol' kikster can definitely have a stress fest during supposed "chillfests". The thing is- sometimes talking about (insert worries here) with a good friend or family member can help relieve the stress. If you let stress bottle up, something horrible could happen- like a "meltdown". So the occasional stressfest is absolutely warranted.


Stressed out? Eating helps. I love to use "stress" as an excuse to eat two boxes of Green Giant Creamed Spinach in a row and THEN some chocolate ice cream! Eating makes people happy- it also makes them forget about their problems. Instead of worrying about our life and other people's lives, we can just think about how delicious french fries are or how it is seemingly impossible to eat them without a side of mayo. Stress is a great justification for a midnight trip to Wendy's or eating an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's. This is undoubtedly the best side effect of stress.





To Chill:

I think this dog might have it all figured out. Chillin' is all about being comfortable, wearing shades, and lounging in the sun. Chilling is so so so great. We all know this, but we aren't dogs. We can't just sit in the sun where our biggest worries are getting dinner and going to the bathroom in the grass. So- we have to face facts- we can't chill ALL the time.








It is imperative that when you are chilling- you aren't stressing. Sometimes, it is good to distract yourself while chilling- like maybe watching TV or reading a book. When you chill, you can focus on everything but your problems. Chilling involves lounging and practicing the art of "pura vida"- unfortunately this doesn't really help better any possible stressful situations that build up while you are busy chilling.






Here is the thing, when all is said and done, chilling is also about eating. Sometimes a chillfest is eating nachos with two of your best friends. Stress should never enter as a topic of conversation when there are nachos! I love nachos. I also love my two best friends. There is absolutely no way to argue those two facts.




Well, I guess the solution is pretty clear. When faced with the option of chillin' or stressin'- I always try to aim for chillin'. And yes, sometimes I sucker out and take the stress route- but either way I am going to be eating.
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Sunday, June 10, 2007

My Nephew, the Reggae Star






Turns out he's a natural

Friday, June 8, 2007

Perry White-ing It

The newspaper has a long and illustrious history in the United States. A lot of the Founding Fathers were involved in the newspaper business, as financiers and printers. Thomas Jefferson supported entire newspapers for the sole purpose of talking shit on Alexander Hamilton.

Newspapers appeared on the scene in 1605. For reference, Andy Rooney started doing those monologues on 60 minutes in 1453. His first one was about the fall of Constantinople, I think.

Since 1605, newspapers have changed a lot and now there are basically two kinds of papers. The middle fold is the separating line.

There are a lot of reasons the two types of newspapers are different but the most important one is the headlines. If you're working at a newspaper right now and you're unsure what kind, imagine you're working at your newspaper in 1998, and the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal has just broken. Your news editor asks you to write a headline for the next day.

Ok, now you go and write a list of headlines. Do you produce this one:

1-President Embroiled In Affair over Sexual Liasions

2-President and Staffer Acted Inappropriately Towards Each Other

3-Corn Prices Rise as Tech Stocks Soar


Or this One:

1-President Abuses Power, Slaps That Ass

2-She Wore a Raspberry Beret

3-Bill Plants Seeds of Change...In Intern's Mouth

4-Bill Jefferson Clinton: B.J., the President

5-American (Wet) Dream

6-Foreignication Policy? Clinton Gets an A

7-Clinton: Vote With Your Mouth, America!

8-Hold On Sadaam; I'm Getting Blown

9-Paris Hilton Sluts It Up Starting In A Few Years

If you wrote the first list, you work at the New York Times.

If you wrote the second list, you work at the New York Post or maybe Hustler.

















Monday, June 4, 2007

Cute. Cute. Cute.

So I am a couple years late on this trend- but whatevs, a cute dog is a cute dog- even if it was the "it" designer dog of 2k5. I am talking about Puggles here. Listen, I don't know who initially decided to mate a pug with a beagle, but I do know that he or she was, in a word, a genius. A puggle combines the adorable ugliness of a pug with the snout and build of beagle. No breathing problems! Anyways, I could go on and on about how freakin' cute these munchkins are, but just go ahead and see for yourselves:

Okay, if those pics haven't won you over let me just say this-

1.What is wrong with you? How can you not love a puggle with a gift wrap bow atop his/her wee lil' head? It is a PUGGLE as a PRESENT.

2.Jake Gyllenhall has one. Hot manly celeb with little puggle!



Btw, when I get my puggle- which will happen within the year- I am naming her Eleanor.