If you know me, you can probably anticipate that I think running with a dog on a leash is real dumb.
If you are running with your dog, your dog is probably thinking:
1-OMG OMG WHERE IS THE ANIMAL I AM CHASING OMG OMG I AM GOING TO CATCH AN ANIMAL SOON WTF THERE IS NO ANIMAL WTF I WANT TO LIE DOWN OR EAT THIS GARBAGE I JUST RAN BY
2-WTF THIS CONCRETE IS HARD WTF WHY DONT I HAVE SPECIAL SHOES LIKE YOU HEY DOG I JUST RAN BY A/S/L WTF I WANT TO WEAR SOME NEW BALANCES OR AT LEAST SOME ETONICS MY PAWS ARE BLEEDING
3-I BET THIS IS WHAT HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER DOG IS LIKE IF I HAD NOT BEEN FIXED EXCEPT AT THE END SOMETHING GOOD WOULD HAPPEN INSTEAD OF YOU DUMPING SOME WATER INTO MY MOUTH WHICH I CAN'T DRINK BECAUSE MY MOUTH IS SO DAMN LONG AND WATER COMES OUT THE SIDES SRSLY
4-I WONDER WHERE I BURIED MY BONE? ARE WE RUNNING TO THERE? WE SHOULD JUST TAKE THE CAR I COULD PUT MY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND GET A DUM-DUM AT THE BANK
