Guys. I have discovered a breakfast cereal that will make you swoon. It's called Puffins. Isn't that a cute name for a box of cereal?
The thing is, I love cereal. It is cold and delicious and just the right amount of filling. But often times, cereal is loaded with calories and massive amounts of sugar that I fear will land unflatteringly on various appendages.
Not so with Puffins.
It's filled with low-calorie deliciousness. It also has a ton of fiber, which is good for 1) pooping (I'm sorry, but it's true), and 2) staying a slender little hot ass. I'm not sure a nutritionist would put it in these exact terms, but fiber is to your body what adorable orphaned children are to Brangeli
na: The more you have, the better you look.Puffins, with their slightly sweet flavor and crunchy bite-sized shapes, are truly the perfect breakfast cereal. (I'm sorry, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but you are junk food, not healthy, slenderizing breakfast food. You seductive, beautiful bitch.)
I feel like I've come to the end of a long search for buried treasure, and Puffins are what I found in the treasure box. Also, they sell them at regular grocery stories and at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods, so you can feel all hippy-crunchy-Gwyneth-ish.
Don't let the packaging fool you. That puffin only looks all militant and refined.
4 comments:
Although I normally avoid all cereals, I will admit to snacking on a few of those Puffins. They are the shizzy.
So is Puffins a Sean "Puffy" Combs/ a.k.a. Puff Daddy a.k.a P.Diddy a.k.a Diddy creation, kind of like how Vitamin Water is 50 Cent's product? How ingenious these rappers have become, to go beyond pimpin' and killin' and hitt'n on hoes to make a foray into the health food market. I mean, shit... someone had to come along and bring some healty-but delicious options to the mass market. Thank you, Rap World!
Yeah, Erin! You comment, girl. And I'm glad you picked up on these subtle rap world allusions. Everyone thinks a puffin is some kind of bird--ha!
I took your advice and puffins are the ish!! plus they are so healthy! I like to cover mine in peanut butter, take them for a dip in a chocolate fountain, and then roll them in coconut shavings...yum!
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