Thursday, January 31, 2008

Quick Q.

Maybe its the kilograms of salt I eat everyday, maybe it is my ability to replace water with soda- whatever the reason, my adorable face is not so adorable in the morning.




Why? Because it is swollen, puffy and beyond recognition.




Usually, I try not to fix the marshmallow on top of my neck and just wait for it to deflate by lunchtime.

But, Time, she is up.

This morning I attempted to treat my face as one would treat a sprained ankle:




RICE. Rest. Ice. Compress. Elevate.



Well, I didn't really elevate my face, but I did lie down on the couch and pressed ziploc bags of ice on my face.



So here is my Q: Does anyone know how to depuff a morning face? In a timely fashion?

Thanks,

Kiks

2 comments:

Smash said...

Dude, the only solution is to drink a TON of water. Also, hot herbal tea works wonders, I swear. Also: Eat a lot of fruit. Seriously. I am never slimmer than when I am a shit ton of eating berries and apples.

If you did this for 12 hours--tea, fruit, water, and maybe some Greek yogurt for substance, you'd debloat.

However...faster than that, I don't know...

Maybe lipo?

Sike.

Smash said...

Uh, also, by the way, your face isn't fat.