Maybe its the kilograms of salt I eat everyday, maybe it is my ability to replace water with soda- whatever the reason, my adorable face is not so adorable in the morning.
Why? Because it is swollen, puffy and beyond recognition.
Usually, I try not to fix the marshmallow on top of my neck and just wait for it to deflate by lunchtime.
But, Time, she is up.
This morning I attempted to treat my face as one would treat a sprained ankle:
RICE. Rest. Ice. Compress. Elevate.
Well, I didn't really elevate my face, but I did lie down on the couch and pressed ziploc bags of ice on my face.
So here is my Q: Does anyone know how to depuff a morning face? In a timely fashion?
Thanks,
Kiks
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Dude, the only solution is to drink a TON of water. Also, hot herbal tea works wonders, I swear. Also: Eat a lot of fruit. Seriously. I am never slimmer than when I am a shit ton of eating berries and apples.
If you did this for 12 hours--tea, fruit, water, and maybe some Greek yogurt for substance, you'd debloat.
However...faster than that, I don't know...
Maybe lipo?
Sike.
Uh, also, by the way, your face isn't fat.
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