Monday, March 3, 2008

Hanes My Way


Many moons ago, I realized that not only are white men's undershirts hot as shit when men wear them, they are hot as shit when WOMEN wear them. But finding the perfectly fitting, snug-but-not-too-tight, not-too-thin (and therefore see-through), not too stretchy-outty white men's t-shirt can put a girl in quite a pickle.

Friends, look no further.

Hanes V-Neck Premium Comfort Soft white t-shirts are the MFing HOLY GRAIL of white t-shirts. Soft. Snug. Well-fitting in the female shoulders, which by nature are, of course, much daintier and delicate than the big strong men usually purchasing things. It's as if these things were made for women, and accidentally marketed for men. Pair them with a cute summery skirt and you'll charm the pants off male babes with your casual "I didn't try too hard and still I'm smoking hot as fuck" look.

Furthermore, I guarantee you wear a size small in these babies (unless you're into over-sized t-shirts, which I am not, and which you shouldn't be, either). Just buying a fresh pack of three (only ten bucks) Target today made me feel like an itsy bitsy little baby girl, the slimmest in the land.

2 comments:

Blimp said...

Dude,

Great prelude to spring post-
I am totally going to Target tmw to buy a pack. Quick Q though: How do they fit around the belly? Hopefully not too tight!

Luv,
Kiks

Smash said...

I'll say this: The small is somewhat fitted. Not tight, but fitted. If that concerns you, buy a medium, wash & dry it, and see if it shrinks to just the right size. I suspect it will.

Just my opinion, but it's true.

"Quick Q"--HAHAHAHA.

Love,
Nip