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1. What is your all time favorite Nora Ephron film?
Because I refuse to be constrained by the distinction of Ms. Ephron as a director, and instead must consider her entire body of work in all of its shining glory, I would have to say that her assistant producing of “When Harry Met Sally” was beyond stellar.
Also, Billy Crystal was in it.

2. Suppose you are curled up and just chilling- would you be snacking on: chips/salsa, ice cream, or apples with peanut butter?
Yes.

3. What is going on with Drew Barrymore?
When I was twelve, and sneaking into the Fair City Mall movie theater to watch Drew and Chris O’Donnell in “Mad Love,” I had an epiphany: I too wanted to be a free-spirited, confident, sex-obsessed homicidal runaway and cut out thousands of eyes from glossy magazines and plaster them to the walls of my squalid apartment while wearing flowing white sundresses and smoky eyeshadow.
….Wait, what was the question?

4. Who do you most identify with in Steel Magnolias? Miss Truvy, Annelle, Clairee, Shelby,
or Ouiser (weezer)?
Ihaveneverseenmorethantenminutesofthatmovie
kylepleasedontbreakupwithme.

5. Veronica Mars or Twin Peaks?
Mars Bars & Twinkies!

6. Favorite place to eat in the state of Virginia?
Ok, I need to qualify this—
In Northern Virginia: Artie’s Sunday Brunch
In Charlottesville: The Bistro/Arch’s/Bluegrass Grill/EVERYWHERE

7. Cartoons for adults- yay or nay?
Kyle, if this is another subversive attempt to get me to watch Anime pornography with you, my answer is still no.

8. What was one of your favorite hobbies when you were a kid that you would never participate in now?
I think I have to go with the ol’ classic: séances and Ouija boards and incense-filled sleepovers. Although that sounds kind of fun now… Who’s with me? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

9. Favorite hot dog condiment?
Ew.

10. When you aren't chilling, would you choose basketball, baseball, or racquetball?
To watch on TV? I’d go with… basketball. Or tennis—such cute skirts!

11. If you had to choose one HMPV contributor to plan a chillfest for you-including the environment, movies/tv, and eats- who would you pick and what type of chillfest do you think they would plan?
Because sharing is caring, I would like to appeal to the judges for an all-inclusive ChillFest 2K7™, with a diverse and eclectic contribution by all:
Kyle—Free front-row tickets to a Beach Boys concert
Becky—Professional photographic documentation of said event and jealousy-inspiring outfit.
Youri— Jeanette Debrienza and her endless supply of Hostess cupcakes, obvi.
Taylor—Amazing interior decoration of ChillFest™ location; impromptu poetry readings.
Jimmy—Testosterone.
Andrew—Improvisational comedy as entertainment while Hostess cupcakes are consumed.
KP—Jeffrey the Amazing Wonder Pooch.

12. America's Next Top Model (ANTM) vs. Search for the Next Pussycat Doll- which one is the more addictive?
OMG ASIA DID NOT DESERVE TO WIN!!1111 WTFFFFFFFF

13. Favorite Wes Anderson created character?
Pelé dos Santos, otherwise known as the Portuguese David Bowie in “Life Aquatic.”

14. Did you do your own taxes this year? If not, who did? How much was your refund?
With the trusty help of H&R Block Online, yes! All in all, a good chunk of change--$1,300. TAKE THAT, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!

15. Did you want to be named something else when you were younger? What?
Um… Yes. Hannah. Suckazzz!

16. Who is your favorite founding father?
My heart belongs to Daddy.